10 Year Old Boy is exceptionally mischievous, and loves to wind me up. He knows that a surefire way to do this is to answer every sentence of mine with "why?". He can go on like this for hours, bless him. I finally trumped him the other day though. I don't remember what the conversation was about, but it went on for some time, me saying something, him saying "why", me trying not to pop, until it culminated with this:
Me: "well then you were born"
Me: "because your father and I had sex"
10YOB: *blush* ... *squeak* ... *run away*
I've never seen him leave the kitchen so fast!